"For your health"

My head teacher has this habit of trying to save my life.

During the summer, with the aircon blasting and making the humidity slightly tolerable, he would open the doors and windows. To even out the classroom and outdoor temperatures? To waste energy? To screw with the foreigner? No idea. Now, with the temperature dropping INTO SINGLE DIGITS already, I am holed up at my desk using two blankets, with no heater (it's not "cold enough" yet, after all) and the windows open. In case any of you are in this situation too, rest assured that it's all with your best interests in mind:


Head Teacher: Let's maybe open the windows (meaning that he is going to open the windows).
Me: But Teacher Park, I am very cold (motion that I am in my coat and still freezing).
Head Teacher: (Having finished opening the windows, has proceeded to the classroom doors and corridor windows) Do you know why we must do this? Very important.
Me: No. I don't understand. It is very cold outside.
Head Teacher: Circulation. It is for your health. If there is no circulation, you get sick. You will be very sorry.
Me: ::cries while slowly getting pneumonia::


It sounds like it came from the same group of ideas as this Korean-specific fan death mystery.

So, see parents? When it would be 100+ degrees during the California summers and I'd leave the windows open with the air conditioning on, I was really just looking out for you guys.

xo